Questions?

Alrighty, this is the thread where people are free to ask questions of all sorts, all sorts of course meaning no topic is taboo. This is a very open thread. Whether you need advice, wisdom, or help cheating on an English test, this is the thread where me and your fellow roleplayers will help you out. I'm not the most intelligent being, but I can figure things out, and I do know a good deal. So any questions, people?